Saint Janeathan

what up sexies

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 19:15:09 GMT

I don't get it

Wed, 21 Sep 2005 13:37:14 GMT

do you want me to wish you unwell?

I also don't get how the most annoying girls on earth have boyfriends. all the stereotypes of an idiot female applies to them such as can't do anything and can't shut the fuck up. it must be the sex that's holding it down. and how long does sex with one person last anyway? smh.

I got a job modeling

Fri, 19 Aug 2005 18:25:46 GMT

jk I work for missoni!!! can I get a JEA JEA for getting paid???? thank you thank you you're far too kind. also, while on the bus going back to harlem from madison avenue I saw my two children and baby daddy had I been mia farrow's adopted asian daughter and not jane nguyen since 1983. peacelove. Üü

Happy Birthday, Miss Nickol~!

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 09:38:18 GMT

I internally punched myself around 12:18AM because I thought Friday was your birthday and I forgot to call and say "close your legs I can smell you all the way from boston!!!" :[ but now that I see the date on the computer screen I realize I am right on schedule!!! yayyy no more getting kicked out of the clubs for underaged drinking and not giving security dudes blowjobs so you can stay. you are the best christian ever and I hope you have a very happy birthday.<3üü

75% off sale @ SHOP = new york city for the weekend~~~~. and I think I will finally get to do shrooms july 4!! and then july 5 work at this gourmet cookie and dog biscuits company for extra cash. and starting soon after doing laps around the charles.....sike!!!

Mon, 23 May 2005 07:01:19 GMT

I'm wearing this vest that I love and my family hates. well janet hates it. and mark called me a lumberjack. so did batman. I was offered to be taken shopping twice. I declined. shit I need a man that I can feel this way about!! no matter what anyone says, I LOVE HIM<3... which reminds me of a boyfriend I had and I liked him at first. then I introduced him to my friends. my favorite was when carolyn was like , "jane! I have to show you something come here" and when we got to her room she closed the door and said "OMG HE'S SO UGLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING???" and he really was!!! (just so I dont sound like a superficial bitch he was also dirty, broke, and dumb as hell. I liked his mom though she played weezer on the guitar for me) oh it was sad. and so much fun breaking up cus it was funny. god I need friends like that back in my life....

I miss you.

RATE MY CUTENESS 1-10

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:57:10 GMT

spectacular, YESSSSSS

Mon, 21 Mar 2005 00:17:36 GMT

The Fam w/ Human Crack in the Flesh!!!! damn I'm madd small...:D

holy moly moly molar decay

Tue, 01 Mar 2005 20:35:32 GMT

I realize I can be boring. I haven't found myself yet. I haven't lived my life how I want to yet. damn that sounds sad. I let school get in the way, I let my parents get in the way, I let my job get in the way...you know always wanting to be responsible...but I'm really not. anyway, I just really want it to be warm so I can switch out of winter gear and walk around newyork with nancy high on something cus in so many ways I'm a fucking virgin and shit gets to me man!!! can I live?? no? okay...Üü

I'm on okCupid! The SIX things I could never do without:
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1. FAM
2. newyorkcity(Harlem)
3. artivity
4. food
5. water
6. money(don't hate!)

so simple! so lame!
<3jane.

Mon, 03 Jan 2005 00:37:56 GMT

it's day two in the year 2-5...

and I am feeling gangster.

I hate guys who say, "my voicemail is funny you should check it out" so I can be like "oh, what's your number?" cus NO I DON'T WANT YOUR NUMBER YAH DAMN TOMATO STUFFED WITH GUACAMOLE.

OHH LORD WHAT IS I GONE DO????????

Wed, 15 Dec 2004 21:01:20 GMT

--Chris Rock

that's what I do everyday watch Never Scared and Meet the Parents and then listen to dipset forever and go to sleep. it is soooo fucking cold out which is not good for my face. I only get that nice cold glow the first 15 mins of being outside but any longer and I turn into OMG what hospital did that girl just escape from?? cus I look hurt. but I do enjoy the cold an dbeing alone in the cold dreaming about guys who only date ugly asians just to have an asian girlfriend. (I'm referring to this ugly ass bitch that is going out with my friend and NOT me kthnx.)

work sucks! I hate girls. I talk shit about people but I don't hate on them for no fucking reason and I don't act unprofessional and childish if I don't like someone. goD! I want to steal all the register money and quit unexpectedly. providence is full of lames. I am going home thursday to get my mom's car yayyyyy. and then fri/sat midnight movie >>> I<3HUCKABEES!!!!!! so far I am going with myself because I love myself. :]

List of Pleasures:
chanel slingbacks (to match my bag/the cheap-looking but still hot pink ones)
curtains
veggie planet by deidre "didi" emmons
scarf!!!!
sidekick part deux <==I really think I'm getting this which makes me very :D
kitchen aid meatgrinder
kicthen aid padle
B hat 7 1/4
dvds (such as alice in wonderland, home alone, or anything awesome that you hear me quote)

I feel like such a loser when I go into the computer lab to check mail and then xanga, livejournal, and myspace etc......but what can you do. neighborhood crackhead stole my laptop, remember?

bye. Üü

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 03:07:33 GMT

ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I need to get the fuck out of providence!!!! it's only natural to have feelings for people but it sucks because I'm surrounded by citizens of regression so I develop crushes on them! dear god, save us all.

school's fun. I like learning. I been hanging out with mad random people...white boys, cuban boys, muslim boys, homosexuals.. but ain't nothing like your bitches from way back....*sigh*. there's a party dec 11th at this house w/ the longest most challenging beer pong table I've played at yet. however, white boys scare me so I won't be going...but you should. 146 camp street. free weed yalllllllll just ask for josh

I GOT HIRED. BENEFITS = 20/30% off.

Day 1 @ Nordstrom: uhh I got my job on lock...now can I get a raise???

I'm fiending for art fags in my life. art fags where art thou? over by the east side? oh yea my campus is on the elephant graveyard side. damn.. I don't know what else to say. don't get the tiramisu cake from Mike's Pastry. looks pretty but the taste is to die from!

omg I'm so stupid. love you. bye :]

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 04:35:53 GMT

I'll act more grown up now. sorry about that. Üü

like joey, I want to rant about roomates too!

Tue, 16 Nov 2004 03:28:37 GMT

straight up it all boils down to fam<3...only ones I could tolerate and live with. even if we were close if you don't live how I live eventually I'd be like WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??? CRAZY/DIRTY BITCH.. and deduct points. call me ocd but how hard is it to be clean and organized? I was raised by parents who worked 12hour days, 70+hour weeks. the 4 kids would divvy up and make sure before mom+dad came home the floors were swept and the dishes were washed. every sunday we cleaned the bathroom and mopped the floors. every saturday night we brought the two matresses out to the living room, pushed them together on the floor and slept as one big happy family on welfare. I was 7 years old, in second grade, and probably 3 feet 3 inches. now I'm 21, a junior in college, and 4 feet 10 inches. I got an apartment in providence with a thai girl, a korean girl, and a white girl. they're all crazy in their own way and ruin my life just a little bit. my door is always locked. I have a dinner setting for 1 that I used to keep in my cupboard but now it too gets locked in my room. I admit possessiveness is a bad quality, but why you swagging my shit when you have a million plates of your own?? and if you're gonna do it, clean it and return it when you're done so that I don't have to go looking for it / feel like I got robbed. my kitchen used to be madd dirty - crumbs on the counter, dishes piled mountain high, stovetop greasy as all hell. and I wanted to write a note to my roomates saying:

ATTENTION STUPID ASS BITCHES: CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT AFTER YOU'RE DONE MESSING. WHY IS THE KITCHEN SO DIRTY? DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING FROM CULINARY SCHOOL? CLEAN AS YOU GO OR I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE BABYMAKER

but I revised it to:

HEY GIRLS: COULD YOU PLEASE WIPE THE STOVE DOWN AFTER YOU'RE DONE COOKING? CLEANING IT THE SAME DAY YOU USE IT WILL HELP KEEP IT IN BETER CONDITION. ALSO, IF YOU GET ANYTHING DIRTY (I.E. COUNTERTOP, MICROWAVE, REFRIGERATOR) COULD YOU PLEASE CLEAN THAT UP TOO? I'M SURE WE'D ALL APPRECIATE IT. THANKS! --Management

which I didn't realize was passive! HAHAHAHAHAA my bad. 2 of my friends saw that and said they would smack whoever wrote it if they lived with them. passiveness is also another bad quality, no? so now my notes will read:

I don't know what they will read. I'm just saying roomates are madd annoying.

DECISION 2004

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 01:27:36 GMT

you know what can you do except wish you were married to Johnny Depp and living with two beautiful children overseas in France. *sigh* 4 more years in white america. and that's all I have to say about that. voting w/ my dad was fun. while some of you guys had to wait hours or wtvr in lines and such it only took us 1 minute! ziiiiiiiiiiipppppp. lol and what do I care about governement except that I am buying land and becoming a farmer of genetically altered foods. my red delicious apples will taste like the ones in snow white. please buy them people who voted for bush thank you. and if you did it because you think of the two candidates his morals matched yours "what the heck, why not?", GOD AND GOVERNMENT HAVE NO CORRELATION....the jehovah witnesses told me so!! and that is why they do not vote. :| neutral face.

Tue, 02 Nov 2004 19:18:45 GMT

I'm in Boston...waiting for my dad to come home so we can go vote together. I've been seeing a lot of movies lately. bowling for columbine, kill bill 2, city of god, kill bill 1, ever after, the ali g show season 2(!!!), scent of a woman....anyway, because of bowling for columbine I am more aware about guns and how easy it is to obtain one. and I want one really bad. especially since I got robbed and on halloween these crackerfools thought it would be funny to shoot at me after my 12-hour long sunday class with their paintball guns. luckily they missed, but I felt SO defenseless. I had to go duck behind a car and watch it get hit a million times and then figure out when it was actually safe to continue walking. and when I did get up I didn't run, hell no I wasn't gonna show them I was scared. I was wearing all white too and they missed...fucking cocksuckers. and if I had a gun you better believe I woulda shot it at the dark and I wouldn't care who I hit. a person who was shooting or a person who wasn't shooting but was with the person shooting. hate crimes are not cool and if you know it's happening and don't do anything about it then you're a cocksucker too. police ain't gonna do jack shit to protect me except maybe take a million hours to get there and then just give me a report number so they can go fuck themselves as well.

also I hate fake thugs, liars, and fake people in general. STOP FUCKING LYING AND GETTING CAUGHT JUST STOP LYING. YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

harlem world's so small but my whole ghetto dedicated...

Tue, 26 Oct 2004 23:50:37 GMT

and if I lived here I'd be home by now!!!1!1!!!!!!1
but no, I'm just visiting my sister. :]
she got a job yay. I want to get a job when I move here.
I don't want to live in providence another 2 school years. :[
nope, I think I would rather DIE.

my schedule is now fucked up because I stayed up past 24hours.
I slept 5 times yesterday and 2 times the day before.
I need to start making some changes.

I'm excited about halloween even though I have no plans for it.
therefore, I fast forward to thanksgiving because if there
is no celebration this year then chon will have to go eat at the
homeless shelter.

day one of cycle of doom = damn homie

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 05:17:43 GMT

I'm in new york city. it's sooo hot soo nice. I used to see the prettiest people on the streets here but nyc is slacking! every retard reminds me of providence city of regression and then I fall into a deep moment of depression because I will be there in about 3 days. and I don't even have a job yet and I'm not even registered for school. 1 year lease...fucked up. anyway, I think too much and that's the worst. and when I'm in the company of some I would rather be in the company of some others. I am never pleased and I just want to get hit by a car. life is hot trash just stinking in this heat. but my brother's life on the other hand.. he'is in LA right now and within 5 mins of getting to his hotel pamela anderson is going out and he said the HEP C got her bad cus she is looking hurt! hahaha so good!

it's like south boston meets royal tenenbaums...

Wed, 18 Aug 2004 07:17:28 GMT

$750 - JFK Jr's former room in Benefit St Townhouse-PHOTOS

Reply to: ronalddwight@hotmail.com
Date: 2004-08-16, 10:29AM EDT

155 Benefit Street, Providence, RI
Furnished Room formerly occupied by JFK, Jr. newly renovated, $750 per month- everything included. Available from end of August 2004.

JFK, Jr. Room. Sunny, warm, recently painted room on 4th floor of 1862 Italianate Townhouse located at 155 Benefit St., Providence’s most fashionable street in the historic district a few blocks from Brown and RISD; 4 min walk to Amtrak station; the room looks out on old State House w/ spectacular city view of Marble State House dome and financial district; large newly installed old-fashioned looking bathroom (but luxurious and huge) on the same floor which would be occasionally shared if there are houseguests; small frig on the 4th floor, A/C in summer; DSL hookup for computer & Cable TV available free; room furnished with a new double bed, bureau, carpet, closet, all linens (Eddie Bauer designer), comforters, towels, and utilities included; family recently returned from 10 years in Europe with two sons now away at school who occasionally visit and use the other bedroom on this floor for brief periods; family is religious (Anglican), bookish, musical, non-smoking, mostly vegetarian, interested in the plastic and performing arts, ballet, opera. Share kitchen on 2d floor, grand piano in drawing room, and if desired eat with family from time to time. JFK, Jr. lived in this room while attending Brown. $750/month. Perfect for any refined person studying/living in Providence. Minimum stay three months. Call 401 453 0021 or cell: 401 595 4119 or preferably email <ronald.dwight@alumni.brown.edu>. Interview and references required and carefully checked; non-smokers only. We can give emails of former residents for you to check us. Paid parking (on a space available basis) nearby ($60/mo), but you do NOT need a car living here -- walk to everything. Please reply directly to email: ronalddwight@hotmail.com or call 401 453 0021
Professionals or graduate students only.

don't think just listen

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 02:37:38 GMT

listen....

does anyone know anyone in providence who needs a roomate or anyone looking to move to providence (god knows why) come september even october.....cus if so then hollERRRRRRRRRR at yERRRRRRRRRRRRR boooooiiioiiioiiioioioioioioi. thank you.

I hate this.

luckily, cafe java is still hiring.. and so is "fun and funky restaurant" on empire street...

go providence!!! I hate you.

I am a big craigslist whore and this is so sad if it is real OR so sad if it is a joke

Sat, 14 Aug 2004 20:24:31 GMT

Cake Makers!!!!!

Original URL: http://boston.craigslist.org/ret/39254234.html
Posted by: anon-39254234@craigslist.org
Posted on: 2004-08-13, 12:00PM

My Mom is insane.

She has hired herself out as a $20.00 a cake, cake maker. The one problem is this: she can't cook to save her life.

My step-sister is being taken from our family unless my Mom comes up with some sort of income, so she proposed this cake making company. DSS is giving her one last chance!

My mom knows that she can't cook but is too proud to ask for help. She has hired me as her driver. And cake booker. I get $5.00 a cake.

As the jobs come in, I plan to call you, and have you make the same cake as my mom. When I leave my mom's house to deliver the cake, I will swing by your place, throw out her cake and take yours. You will be paid $15.00 of my own money. My mom, will make her $15.00, and I loose $10.00 a cake.

The way I see it is this. After my mom fails miserably 9 or 10 times, she will have to get the hang of cake making, right? How hard can it be? Eventually you will be phased out, and she will take the cake.

Please help us out. My sister is 3 years old, and I won't see her go. I make enough money to care for her, but I'm only 17. Please help. You are my last hope.

If you are at all interested, e-mail me a picture of a cake you have made. If it looks better then my mom's I'll hire you!

Thank you,

Joe Schuster

Job location is Boston
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I dont know tell me is it so, do you get a kick outta tellin brothaz no?

Sun, 01 Aug 2004 00:00:52 GMT

nooooooooooooooooooo but I found love with the bike shop boy!!!!!!!!!!<3 he is tan/dirty I can't remember if he had a beard or not and he has a septum pierce but it's small so it's not scary AND DADDY I LOVE HIM. --ariel

it was SO hot today. tell me what deodorant do you use? girls/unisex kinds only please.

friends, lend me your ears...

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 04:59:34 GMT

Free one eyed cat, suprisingly good mouser

Reply to: anon-37757581@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-07-28, 9:19PM EDT

Her name is Cassie. She is 11 years old and is in very good health. She has only one eye as a result of a teenage scuttle in a foster home (where I found her). She is in desperate need of someone who will give her lots of attention. Small kids or other cats would be good for her, she needs a little harrasing. She is completly indifferent to dogs. She is a vocal cat with a large range of sounds and will actually converse with you. She recently lost her 2 buddies of 11 years and has found herself in a lonely spot. I am soon to give birth and cannot give her the attention that she needs.

She really is a good mouser too. PLEASE HELP.

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37757581

I have decided to live....

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 08:55:07 GMT

I still haven't decided.

I watched soooooo much tv today. BLOW OUT is one of my new faves. when I flipped through the channels and saw that it was on I fucking hopped off the sofa ran to get cookies and ran back real fast. I LOVE IT. I saw friends will&grace martha stewart dr. 09210 clean house the restaurant inside actors studio w/ johnny depp<33 MTV. I love mtv, the real world san diego "show you should have seen" or wtvr HILARIOUS. when they showed cameron repeatedly kicking brad in the nuts HAHAHHAALOLOL. it reminded me of my college dorm days and I kicked this dude in the nuts by accident but I didn't feel bad because it(his pain) was sooooooo funny. god I wish I had a boyfriend. to kick nuts. and to go see anchorman with. and his name begins with an exclamation point if you get what I'm saying. *sigh*

5:10am is for losers

Sun, 11 Jul 2004 09:28:03 GMT

$500 - Share classy, furnished, Pru Tower studio

Reply to: anon-35030342@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-06-29, 7:38AM EDT

Share stylish, modern studio w/ male, mid-40's. In Pru Towers. European furniture, all utils, DSL included. Laundry in bldg. Elect stove, frig, dish wash., countertops, garb disp -- all new. Five huge windows look out at Pru. On top of mall, Sacks, L&T, groceries, taxis, etc.. Resident parking on street, or pay garage. Full concierge. Female preferred, but all welcome to inquire. See pics; more available. E-mail me, or call cell 617-470-0599.

^^^^^^^^
GODDAMN!! HOW???

seeing as how providence SUCKS (no disrespect to those who were born there), I am looking for housing in my homey home, bean city, and then when school year 2004-2005 hits I will be commuting everyday! I hope I get that "$300-$500/wk at home data entry position" cus I need a fucking break from the kitchen....unless, it's FuGakYu. *fingers crossed* PEACE HOMIES.

I still hate waiting

Tue, 06 Jul 2004 05:39:25 GMT

I think it's useless though because too much time has passed. no where to go from here except vertical. *sigh*

Fourth of July = SWEAT DRIP FROM MY BALLS. I played with babyboy tyson and man how tiring it must be to be a parent but oh how much fun is had which makes the tiring part not bad at all because you're losing weight!

organizing/cleaning is so therapeutic. unfortunately I found a little worm in one of my sweaters so now I have to do all my laundry cus I'm scared. peace be with you.